Annelise 1. Strange female with strange ideas 

Au Fait 1. Fully informed 2. Expert 3. To the point

Amphigory 1. A nonsense verse; a rigmarole, with apparent meaning, which on further attention proves to be meaningless

 

So after oxymoron layered on top of oxymoron, in the end you are simply reading my knowledgeable bullshit.  But hey, who knows?  Perhaps there is some meaning hidden in there after all…